Have you ever known an EXTREMELY lazy person in your life? I mean REALLY lazy. You will encounter them in different facets of your life. We assume a lazy person does not wish to expend any energy that is why they are lazy but there are circumstances in which that statement is untrue. The first lazy person I will discuss also exhibits being a bit of an ass as well but is none the less lazy scum sucking parasite (Reminds me of another person I live with). Was that me who said that?
I work as a contractor for the government. Yes you can all cry and weep and moan for me. Hell I do that each and EVERYDAY! I try and deal with the insanity in various ways. Once in a while I dress up in a suit and pass myself off as Senator. No one knows the difference anyway and I autograph everything as Harry Potter. So many are enthused I decided to take up politics. Other times I just go to a warehouse and carry a ladder back and forth all day. Everyone thinks I am quite an industrious fellow. I do it for the cardio, keeps me in shape. I actually believe there is a person employed that does just that and of course he makes 150K a year. Oh, onto laziness. There is lots of it around here as well as apathy. Unfortunately I DO care about the lazy asses. One person here is in charge of assigning static IPs to printers that are installed. He actually created a form with which you give the pertinent info and must then send it to him in three different ways, two ticketing systems and by encrypted e-mail. You would think that a person that created a form for you to compile necessary information would know what it is for? Well not this guy. As a matter of fact he TRIES to confuse you at EVERY attempt to get him to add a printer to the network. The expenditure of energy in the pursuit to thwart you from getting him to do his job is incredible. His hair is like something created from a metal sculpture. Never a hair out of place and we can actually use his head as a battering ram without damage to his brain. People receive cuts just from touching his hair. With his hair he is NOT lazy unless he just shellacs it. I have to write tomes to this guy and speak with him on endless phone calls to explain to him, his form. You would think he is stupid? No, he just is a lazy bastard and does not want to do his job. I think I actually saw one of the few Standard Operating Procedures at work and it was of course “How to be a Lazy Bastard When Employed by Your Government”. If it is not laziness then he must also use shellac on his public hairs. Continue reading »

