A victim of TAAPS begins treatment.
LOS ANGELES, CA—A team of medical researchers at UCLA’s Kennedy Medical Center, headed by Dr. Monroe Marvin, in cooperation with representatives from the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, announced last week that a new illness tied to a surplus of acronyms and abbreviations is sweeping the computer enthusiast community. Continue reading »
The ability of a corporation’s me too mentality never ceases to amaze me. It’s almost as if they just wait for smaller companies to release products just so they can go ahead and copy them all the while trying to dupe the consumer into thinking that their product, like so many others exactly like it, is truly unique… bullshit!
The latest trend seems to be the vast gluttony of energy drinks that have suddenly saturated the market. Needless to say, it can be quite daunting when it comes time to choose a much-needed liquid energy boost. I mean, which do you buy? Is one better than the other? Which is the tastiest and which will bring on the dry heaves? That is why I have taken it upon myself to try as many as I could find and report my experiences here. Continue reading »
BEAVERTON, OR–In an attempt to outdo itself and its competitors, Nike, Inc. has announced its plans to introduce the world’s ugliest shoe ever. Craig Zanon, Divisional Vice President / General Manager of U.S. Footwear, stated at a press conference held at Nike headquarters that, “In an effort to insure Nike’s status as the top sport shoe developer, we have designed the world’s ugliest shoe to date.”
The new shoe, codenamed “Oprah” will feature a strange, uncomfortable shape, plastic, almost spider-like, legs which protrude from the side of the shoe and a series of special retractable attachments such as wheels, a shoehorn, multicolored plastic-coated springs, scissors, a calculator and toothpick.
Nike competitors, Reebok, Adidas and Puma have also followed Nike’s lead and have started work on new designs of their own. Among the many features of these prototype shoes include cup holders, turn signals and a retractable awning designed to provide shade during sport activities.
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