Nov 012000

COTATI, CA–A fly in the process of lapping his dinner off the back of farmer Joe Letwon’s shit wagon fell unconscious when Lewton, standing 40 feet away, passed a SBD. “Oooooh Doggies!” exclaimed Lewton through tearing eyes. “Must have been ma’s possum pie! It always gives me the vapors somethin’ fierce! Lucky fer me, my sense of smell is nonexistent! I burned out the sense long ago!” The fly upon revival retorted, “BUZZZZZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!” (Why don’t you take your stinking sphincter away from here? Can’t you see I’m trying to eat! One more like that and I’m going to puke!) The anonymous fly then went back to shit eating.

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