COTATI, CA–A fly in the process of lapping his dinner off the back of farmer Joe Letwonâ€™s shit wagon fell unconscious when Lewton, standing 40 feet away, passed a SBD. â€œOooooh Doggies!â€ exclaimed Lewton through tearing eyes. â€œMust have been maâ€™s possum pie! It always gives me the vapors somethinâ€™ fierce! Lucky fer me, my sense of smell is nonexistent! I burned out the sense long ago!â€ The fly upon revival retorted, â€œBUZZZZZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!â€ (Why donâ€™t you take your stinking sphincter away from here? Canâ€™t you see Iâ€™m trying to eat! One more like that and Iâ€™m going to puke!) The anonymous fly then went back to shit eating.