SAN FRANCISCO, CAâ€”In a shocking admission by friends, Kyle Yeats, a local web designer, is reported to have gay hair. “It’s just something about it,” said close friend Eddie Pearce. “I don’t know if it’s the way the bangs hang in the front or the close taper of the back and sides, but it just looks like he should be on video getting rammed from behind.” Pearce then sang, “Pow changa pow, pow” as he demonstrated the so called “ramming”.
Yeats denied an interview, but finally, after much prodding, gave us the following statement, “Anything those guys say is pretty hard to swallow, and they’ve always been a handful. They’re always looking for an opportunity to do me dry.”