Holy Crap, Bug Fights!

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Aug 252010

Bugs vs. Bugs... wow.

Okay, so once I heard about this site, I had to see it for myself. It’s fascinating, yet strangely acceptable since it’s… bugs. Here’s the URL: www.japanesebugfights.com.  I feel bad for the bugs at some point, but then I don’t. Judge for yourself. Me, I can’t seem to tear myself away.

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The End of History Beer

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Aug 032010

The End of History BeerThe End of History Beer

Um, yeah. So not much to be said here except, “Oh, those silly Scotts. What will they think up next?” If you’ve ever wanted to drink highly alcoholic beer (55%) from the carcass of a taxidermied rodent, then look no further. I understand it has a fine nutty flavor with just a hint of formaldehyde… Me, I think I’ll stick with Rolling Rock for now.

Here’s Psycho Killer’s article on this fine, furry malted beverage should you care to read it.

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What Were They Thinking: Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Balm!

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Jan 012010

Chicken-PoopWell, why the hell not? I mean, who wouldn’t want to put chicken poop on their lips? So, I doubt there’s really any chicken poop in it, but the name definitely warrants entry in our pages. Apparently, the name Chicken Poop comes from Jamie’s [the creator’s] goofy grandpa replying to her complaint of having chapped lips. He’d say, “I know how to fix those chapped lips, I’ll rub some chicken poop on `em so you won’t be lickin` ’em.”

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What Were They Thinking: Horny Goat Weed!

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Sep 012002

goatweedOh boy, here’s one for all you people who have nothing better to spend your money on—Horny Goat Weed. Well, if you’re wondering what this stuff is—here you go: Exotic herbal enhancer for men and women (oooh, I’m wet already), Based on latest research into sexual performance and well-being (would this be the same research Ron Jeremy uses to make your crank bigger), Safe all-natural capsules (sure, the capsules are safe, but what about the stuff inside), Contains naturally stimiluating herbs and botanicals, including Horny Goat Weed, Maca Pure, L-Dopa and 20 ECD (oh, yeah, I grow that shit in my yard… what the hell is this stuff? Hell, Poison Oak is all natural too, but you wouldn’t catch me eating it. L-Dopa? Isn’t that that new Rapper from Philly? And what’s ECD and why is there 20 of them in there?), For life and love in the fast lane (Oh, great, as if idiots on their cell phones weren’t bad enough!) Hey, if you really need to get “enhanced” there’s plenty of free porn out there on the net. Send the money to us, we’re hurtin’.

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What Were They Thinking: E-Bay Photo!

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Aug 122002

potHere’s another picture that’s been floating around for some time on the e-mail circuit. Okay, just one thing, people: if you’re going to sell something on E-Bay consider putting some clothes on before you photograph it… please.

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What Were They Thinking: LPGA Golf Trophy!

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Jul 012002

lpga trophyA lot of you have probably seen this picture already floating around, but for those who haven’t… Why the LPGA would ever make a trophy that looks like a smooth, glass horse cock, I have no idea. And, boy oh boy, is that chick enjoying its long phallic goodness. Yeah, baby, work it. Kiss it, kiss it!

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