LA, CA: The American Association for the Promotion of Racism against Whites (AAPRW â€“ pronounced APRO) has granted a group of culturally sensitive young Afro-Americans from Compton, California, the Enlightened Understanding award, for practicing tolerance on a middle-aged couple from the Midwest, who took the wrong turn into their town.
“Them motherfucking crackers been riding into our turf like they fucking own da place.” One young lad explained eloquently while waving his arms in the air like he just doesn’t care.
“I mean, how does an honest smack-dealing brother is supposed to be making out a living for himself when da man is looking around, asking for directions like a motherfucker? So we popped a cap in whitey’s ass, and his ho-bitch too, for putting up all the screams. I mean, my granma is sick, coz I been taking all ‘er medicine money, and she’s trying to rest, so all yous racist whitebreads better shut da fuck up.”
The group has tolerated the tourist couple at least 300 times, with several submachine guns, and then sold the remains of their car to a local community entrepreneur â€“ an auto-parts shop called the ‘cracker cracker’, which used a lighthearted, charming graffiti of a white man cut in half by a giant nutcracker to convey its ethnic blind message.
President Obama has already issued a statement, in which he called the incident “the finest display of progressive thinking from the best of our nation’s youth”, and invited four prominent tolerance practitioners â€“ Coke Dawg, Cherry Popper, Ho Smacker, and Nugget Buster â€“ for a formal visit in the European-American House in Washington D.C.
“We’re very excited about this invitation.” Says Cherry Popper, while wiping powder from his nose with his shirt, “I heard the persident has a lot of rich-ass shit in his house.”
In other news, Papa Smurf is threatening violent action, unless the Blue Battalion gets its own state in Northern Israel.