Jan 052010

BERLIN—Reports from southern Germany state that an officer has been suspended after allegedly having sex in a Catholic church during services. A police spokesman, Hans-Peter Kammerer, told the German media that the 26-year-old faces possible disciplinary repercussions and a criminal complaint for disturbing religious activities during his blessed romp.

Kammerer stated that the officer was discovered with a woman in the church during early morning services last Thursday after shouts of, “Oh, God! Oh, God!” were heard. The couple fled before climaxing but a church employee recognized the officer.

According to German law, disturbing religious activities can carry a sentence of up to three years in prison. A church representative said the act definitely qualified as a, “disturbing religious activity.” He also added that, “Only priests are allowed to have sex in church” and that “the officer’s partner was too old and of the wrong sex to even come close to what is allowed.”

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