HERSHEY PA–At a press conference held recently at the Hershey’s chocolate company headquarters in Pennsylvania, spokesman Arnold Vernon announced that Hershey’s scientists had designed the thinnest hollow chocolate Easter bunny in history.
“Previous to this bunny, ” Vernon announced, “our chocolatists were only able to utilize a 6-micron thick shell. However, with the new technique they have devised, thanks to the help of consultants from Keebler, we can now proudly show a bunny with a 3-micron thick shell.”
StrangeCrap.com’s chocolate consultants report that with such a thin shell, a 2-foot tall chocolate bunny would only contain .2 grams of chocolate, and would likely collapse due to a passing breeze. Hershey’s had no comment on this allegation.