So, anyone who knows me knows how much I dislike Apple. Once a huge proponent of theirs, I can no longer stomach nor support their corporate extortion. Guys, the color of your iGadget of the week should not be the only choice you have. Regardless of my lack of support for Steve Jobs’ current obsession for obtaining second-hand internal organs, I scoff at everyone’s masturbatory glee over Apple’s latest disappointment and attempted foothold into the feminine hygiene market, the iPad.
I can go on and on, but what does it really matter? No self-absorbed Apple dweeb is going to sway my opinion and cemented hatred for the king of do-it-our-way-or-no-way. Here, I’ll let Hitler say it best: