Feb 012002
 

Psycho KillerNow I am not the greatest advocate of porn but by God where would the world be without it? I mean archeologists have found cave drawings of porn. Ancient hunters tracking, attacking, having sex with then devouring their prey! The pornographic portions of the Bible were deleted which might account for all those sexual deviants that speak the word while sexually assaulting little boys and girls and secretaries and communion wafers. Let’s just say it has always been there.

I swear the more I look at how society is either sexually repressed or sexual deviants (I lived with one recently) I see the need for porn. All people want to do is rip their clothes off and have sex with every orifice in another human or object or animal. So they kind of control this impulse looking at naked shrews and naughty bits or men in particular finding any object available and putting up it their ass and then claiming they fell on it in the shower. I read where some guy put a frozen kangaroo tumor up his ass! How desperate do you have to be for God’s sake? The excuse at the ER: “I accidentally slipped in the shower and got this kangaroo tumor stuck up me ass!” Oh those crazy Aussies!

We owe much of our technology or adoption of it to porno. Without porno, no early bulletin boards, no widespread use of VCRs, CDs, DVDs, Internet. If porn had not adopted these technologies we would not have them. We would all be still laying in a room somewhere masturbating with a huge, blue, vibrating, glow in the dark dildo 10 times a day (like the deviant I lived with recently). Think of all the fake penises and vaginas created! You should have seen some of the stuff my lady deviant had. I mean a strap on dildo that fit on a 250-300 pound woman used to fuck a guy she worked with up the ass scares the piss out of me. I was wary to ask about Mr. Toy for a long time and then found out who he was. She did this with her fellow office workers (all except one, poor guy)! Sometimes the past should be left alone. Clive Barker has never created a terror like that! That image alone will keep me awake a very long time.

So in the end (no pun intended) there is something for everyone out there. I am sure my ex will find a guy with 12-inch dong or fall for an elephant that will even hump her in the ear and she will have found Nirvana. So next time someone starts to extol the evils of porno, you know damn well that person probably has 935 naked pictures at home of little orphan Annie and her dog! ARF!

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