Jul 022002

GODLEY, TX—A Texas man is dead following a drunken dispute over heaven and hell.

Authorities in Godley say the dispute early Sunday followed a night of bar-hopping in nearby Fort Worth. Investigators say four men got into a discussion about who was going to heaven and who was going to hell. One man decided he would find out.

One of the men is said to have put a shotgun in his mouth. Another man who attempted to take the gun away was shot in the chest and died.

Murder charges have been filed against the first man. He’s to be arraigned Monday.

The dead man could not be reached for comment on whether he was in heaven or in hell but one of the other men that night said that he was probably being forced to look at Rosie O’Donnel porn in purgatory.

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