Jun 012000
 

Milwaukee, WI—Resident Heinrich Deiter, 46, was horrified on Monday when what he mistook as a website advertising sexual aids, in particular a cock ring and cock fights, was in reality roosters fighting to the death. “I arrived at zee designated coordinates,” sobbed ‘Heiny’. “I had to give zem zee password at zee door, ‘Killer Cock’. I vas excited like a little girl!” he piped, licking his lips and stroking his nipples. “Zee place smelt of animal poo poo! Imagine, to my surprise und horror ven I see, not men vis huge penises doing battle, but birds jumping ond each other und blood flying everyvere. I vas horrified! It vas zen zat I knew I vould not find zee cock ring I had come zare for!” A shaken Heinrich was eventually led from the scene by two EMT professionals. They advised him where he could purchase quality cock rings at a great price.

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