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NEW YORK, NY – Saturday at a local book signing, male masculinist author Bob Buchanan, author of the book Give The Bitch A Dildo And Tell Her To Shut The Fuck Up! was torn to shreds by a militant woman’s group known as the Cohesive Utilitarian Neutering Terrorists. The book had reached number one on the New York Times bestseller list last month despite severe ridicule from critics. “I always wanted to do that to my wife,” sobbed Adam Lyre, surrounded by several other grieving men. “I will miss him!” Mr. Buchanan is survived by his trademark mustache that will go on auction on Ebay next week. Proceeds are expected to go to the Society For Inexpensive Penile Implants that aids ganja smokers over 65.

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