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DETROIT—Interstate 75 in Detroit was closed Wednesday night as police investigated a call regarding two men dressed in ninja suits. The city was also holding its 19th annual city wide RAVE which also brought out every samurai in town.

Detroit police received a 911 call around 8 p.m. from a concerned man wearing sexy thong underwear who said that he saw the men along I-75 in Detroit. They were driving a Ford Escort and appeared to be pointing a gun as well as an extra large Domino’s Pizza with extra sauce out the window, Local 4 reported.

Police, irritated at the fact they were missing reruns of Adam 12 and Car 54 Where Are You, caught the men on surveillance video from a squad car.

“You have two people out in broad daylight in full ninja suits when everyone that knows anything about ninjas knows they only come out at night. And would you believe it, they had a firearm in the vehicle, armed with an x-large pizza, and the passenger appeared to be waving delicious melted cheese pizza out the car at us when we were behind them,” Michigan State Police Trooper Paul Gonyeau said.

Michigan State Police and Detroit Police were able to pull the men over. The freeway was closed while police investigated and ate the cheese pizza and 3 orders of crazy bread. Trooper Paul Gonyeau said, “God, I love crazy bread after popping all that ecstasy at the rave!”

The station reported, the two men—ages 20 and 21—were from Gaylord and told police that they had just bought the ninja gear at a local K-Mart sale and were on their way down river to surprise their family and slay them with poison and Katanas while they lay sleeping.

Officers found a sword, but no gun and a 20 piece bucket of KFC which the ate on the spot! Trooper Paul Gonyeau said, “God, I love KFC after popping all that ecstasy at the rave!” Police arrested the men, but they were later released without pants and their funky 2 toed boots, the station learned.

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