KENTUCKYâ€”Some prisoners are being told to assume the positionâ€”the lotus position.
Inmates at Kentucky’s Luther Luckett Correctional Complex are learning yoga. It’s hoped the new-age philosophy will help the prisoners cope with age-old problems.
Convicted heroin dealer Frank Adams said learning yoga is helping him to control his anger. Adams said he takes some verbal abuse from his unenlightened fellow inmates, but that yoga helps maintain his inner peace while he’s in the prison yard. He’s also thrilled at being able to finally suck his own cock, no longer having to rely on his cellmate, Bubba “Hoover” McFistacuffs. Adams also now looks forward to being put in solitary confinement.