Apr 262012
 

Psycho KillerSomeone challenged me to come up with a list of music appropriate for certain locations. These are all off the top of my head.

 

Crematorium:

  • Light My Fire; The Doors

Sporting Shoe Store

  • And I Ran; Flock of Seagulls

Auto Dealership

  • In Cars; Gary Neuman

Psychiatrist:

  • Crazy; Patsy Cline
  • I’m Alright; Kenny Loggins

Sports Car Dealership:

  • I Can’t Drive 55; Sammy Hagar

Optometrist:

  • Doctor My Eyes; Jackson Browne

Woman’s Gym:

  • Fat Bottomed Girls; Queen

Bank:

  • Money; Pink Floyd

Dentist:

  • Pulling Teeth; Green Day

Podiatrist:

  • At Your Feet; Casting Crowns

Cardiologist:

  • Heart to Heart; Kenny Logins

Airport:

  • Eight Mile High; The Byrds
  • Jet Airliner; Steve Miller Band

Phone Company:

  • 867-5309 (Jenny, Jenny); Tommy Tutone

Dream Research Lab:

  • Dream Number 9; John Lennon
  • Dreams; Fleetwood Mac

Dance Studio:

  • Tiny Dancer; Elton John
  • Twisting the Night Away; Rod Stewart

Mining Company:

  • 16 Tons: Tennessee Ernie Ford
  •  New York Mining Disaster 1941; Bee Gees

Bar:

  • One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer; Johnny Lee Hooker

Lotto Winner Commercial:

  • One in a Million; Eddie and the Tide

Drug Rehab Center:

  • Life in the Fast Lane; The Eagles
  • The Pusher; Hoyt Axton

Suicide Prevention Line:

  • Jeremy; Pearl Jam
  • Under the Bridge; Red Hot Chili Peppers

AA:

  • I Drink Alone; George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers

Mortuary or Morgue:

  • Another One Bites The Dust; Queen

Climbing Equipment Store:

  • Man on the Silver Mountain; Ronnie James Dio

Urologist:

  • Big Ten Inch Record; Aerosmith

Marriage Councilor:

  • Torn Between Two Lovers; Mary MacGregor

Gynecologist:

  • The Vagina Song; Bloodhound Gang

Obstetrician:

  • Baby I’m-A Want You; Bread

Pediatrician:

  • Baby Love; Diana Ross and the Supremes

Doctors:

  • Somebody Get Me a Doctor; Van Halen

Hardware, Construction:

  • Brick House; Commodores
  • House of the Rising Sun; The Animals
  • Our house; Madness

Church:

  • God Said; Todd Rundgren

Police Station:

  • Bank Robber; The Clash
  • Take the Money and Run; Steve Miller Band

Prison:

  • Breakout; Thin Lizzy

School:

  • My Old School; Steely Dan
  • School’s Out; Alice Cooper

Fashion Store:

  • Hot Pants; B-52s
  • Fashion; David Bowie

Food Court:

  • Pretzel Logic; Steely Dan
  • Eat It; “Weird Al” Yankovic

Blank Panther Headquarters:

  • Old Black Betty; Ram Jam

White House:

  • White Room; Cream
  • White Liar; Miranda Lambert

Legal Pot Dispensary:

  • Hash Pipe; Weezer
  • Wild Wood Weed; Jim Stafford

School Bathroom:

  • Smoking in the Boys Room; Brownsville Station
  • Smokin’; Boston

Sporting Goods Store:

  • Jockstrap; Tomahawk
  • Centerfield; John Fogerty
  • Basketball Jones; Cheech and Chong

Zoo:

  • Maneater; Hall and Oates
  • At the Zoo; Simon and Garfunkel
  • The Zoo; Scorpions

Battleground:

  • War; Edwin Star
  • Civil War; Guns N’ Roses
  • Happy Christmas (War is over); John Lennon

Hair Salon:

  • Get a Haircut; George Thorogood
  • The Haircut Song; Ray Stevens

Fashion Runway:

  • Tall Cool Woman in a Black Dress; The Hollies
  • Her Strut; Bob Seger

Casino:

  • Roll the Bones; Rush
  • Money(That’s what I want); Beatles
  • Money for Nothing; Dire Straits

IRS:

  • Taxman; Beatles
  • Tax Free; Joni Mitchell
  • Sunny Afternoon; The Kinks
Please follow and like us:
Facebook
Facebook
RSS
Follow by Email
Google+
https://strangecrap.com/songs/

Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.