VICTORVILLE, CA–Paul Glover had teased and poked his mother-in-law too many times with an electric cattle-about prod about never receiving a dowry for marrying her 12th daughter who was only 6 at the time.
After arguing for nearly two years, his mother-in-law, Carolyn Sanford, finally admitted Glover was right about her daughter having never been properly potty trained – the husband, still deluded he is living in a world 2 centuries ago, is supposed to get a dowry from the bride’s family .
So she arranged to have the dowry delivered Saturday morning.
Just as Glover was pouring some day old flat Budweiser into cereal for breakfast, his wife answered the front door and screamed.
When Glover ran to her side, he found himself face-to-face with his dowry: a 600-pound homosexual Texas longhorn bull named Fifi.
“I couldn’t believe it, a gay steer in my front yard!” he said.
Sanford had come up with the idea as a prank while watching her favorite TV show The Dukes Of Hazzard. “That Boss Hog just cuts me up YUCK YUCK!”
Oak Hills Arena, a company that provides animals for everything from commercials to Hindu weddings, had transported the 3-year-old bull which had undergone a sex change operation when she decided she wanted a penis.
The bull was calmly eating hay in the back of a transport wagon and spewing diarrhea all over the walls Saturday when he was unloaded and was walked a block to Glover’s front door. He even jabbed Sanford with a horn once in the ass, and she bent over and gave him a wide berth.
“To open that door and see that thing, I’m still shaking,” said Glover’s wife, Dawn after an intense orgasm.