Sep 012002
 

goatweedOh boy, here’s one for all you people who have nothing better to spend your money on—Horny Goat Weed. Well, if you’re wondering what this stuff is—here you go: Exotic herbal enhancer for men and women (oooh, I’m wet already), Based on latest research into sexual performance and well-being (would this be the same research Ron Jeremy uses to make your crank bigger), Safe all-natural capsules (sure, the capsules are safe, but what about the stuff inside), Contains naturally stimiluating herbs and botanicals, including Horny Goat Weed, Maca Pure, L-Dopa and 20 ECD (oh, yeah, I grow that shit in my yard… what the hell is this stuff? Hell, Poison Oak is all natural too, but you wouldn’t catch me eating it. L-Dopa? Isn’t that that new Rapper from Philly? And what’s ECD and why is there 20 of them in there?), For life and love in the fast lane (Oh, great, as if idiots on their cell phones weren’t bad enough!) Hey, if you really need to get “enhanced” there’s plenty of free porn out there on the net. Send the money to us, we’re hurtin’.

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